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I Found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time	Those Who Vote Decide Nothing. Those Who Count The Votes Decide Everything -- Joseph Stalin	Darwin Loves You
It Ain't Over Till Your Brother Counts The Votes	I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth	I give evolution two opposable thumbs up!
Your Village Called.. The Idiot is Missing	Buckle Up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car	Kill Your Television
Jesus Loves You! But I'm His Favorite	Vegetarians Taste Better	MALL WART: Your Source For Cheap Plastic Crap
I (picture of heart) Big Brother	Eschew Obfuscation	Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History
If you're agoraphobic you'd be home by now	I Hate This Town	Help End Poverty Eat The Poor
I Haven't Been The Same Since That House Fell On My Sister!	Plants and Animals Disappear To make room for your fat ass!	Yes I Am An Agent Of Satan, But My Duties Are Largely Ceremonial
God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him	Eve Was Framed	Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper

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• Death to Coffee Shop Intellectuals
• I sell Crack for the C.I.A.
• Stop Breeding
• Fresh From Detox
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Buttons $1.50 each First they burn books. Eventually they burn people. An erection is not considered personal growth Un-Indicted Co-Conspirator Age and Treachery Will Always Overcome Youth and Skill Killing 1 person is murder Killing 100,000 is Foreign Policy ERacism Imagination is More Important Than Knowledge (Einstein) Age and Treachery Will Always Overcome Youth and Skill Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables Another Dopeless Hope Fiend Another Skinhead for Peace (picture of Ghandi) If Only Closed Minds Came With Closed Mouths CLICK HERE FOR: Coffee Mugs, Darwin Car Plaques, and More Edgy Offerings! Thanks For Scrolling with Cabin Fever Curiosities. If you order 10 or more bumperstickers, buttons, or decals from this selection we'll give you a discount! Site Map