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Action Figure Jesus
Muslims and Jews saw him as a prophet;
Buddhists say he was enlightened;
Hindus consider him an avatar while Christians hail him as the Son of God.
You must agree that this 5" tall action figure is the coolest since G.I. Joe.
He has poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action.
Comes in an illustrated package with biblical quotes on the back.
Action Jesus $8.95
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Dead Duck
Yea though I walk through the Valley of Ducks I will fear no bathwater. For Thou art with me. Thy soap and Thy washcloth comfort me.
Let us welcome Dead Duck, whose 2-1/2" tall rubber soul has passed into the next world, and reminds us to question our existence: Why are we here?
What is the meaning of bath? Why do people look at me that way?
He rests in peace in his net bag with a mortuary toe-tag header.
Dead Duck $4.95
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Brain Mold
Frankly, we didn't know where else to place this. A plastic mold produces the left hemisphere of a jiggly brain, about 7-1/2" x 6-1/2" -- larger than average for the general populace, but just right for our customers.
Educational toy (you can identify the functions of the different parts of the brain as they slide down your throat), and fun (impress your friends as you re-enact scenes from "Night of the Living Dead"). Includes a recipe for brain-colored gelatin.
After all, there's always room for brains.
Brain Mold $7.95
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Sigmund Freud Action Figure
Don't have $200.00 an hour to pay your psychiatrist? Our Freud action figure can sit at your
desk for 50 minutes and give you the same satisfaction for a fraction of the cost!Since therapists are also strangely silent during sessions you will never notice the difference.
Each 5" tall figure captures Freud in a pensive pose,
holding a distinctly phallic cigar.
Prop him on your desk or nightstand to inspire you to explore the depths of your unconscious and embrace the symbolism of your dreams.
Freud $8.95
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Growing Brain
Grow your own brain. This is NOT one of those ubiquitous 'sponge' toys. Our Growing Brain
will remain hard, and somewhat slimy, after soaking.
Place the brain in water for 2 to 4 days and allow to expand. Brain measures about 1.5" square to start.
Grows to the size of an actual human brain (with the exception of any of my ex-husbands).
You can leave your brain in a jar,or hydrate it and shrink it back to the original size.
"Incredible Brain Facts" on the packaging.
Growing Brain $4.50
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Punching Nun
She has a habit of fighting for what's right.
Push the two levers under her habit with your fingers, and she comes out swinging.
Her face is made of peach-colored rubber, boxing gloves are
black plastic, and her habit is made from black and white cloth. Appx. 12" tall.
Punching Nun $8.95 |
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Glow in the Dark Eyeball Balls
These glowing eyeballs are guaranteed to bounce
really high! Try that with your own eyeball!
Maybe not.
Measures appx. 1" diameter and glows in the dark. Iris color may be blue, brown or red, depending upon
our mood.
EyeBall Ball .99
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Fortune Fish
It's a Miracle! We used to win these at the grammar school carnival. When Nixon was president. Yikes.
Take the Fortune Fish from its little plastic sleeve and place it on your hand. The movement will indicate
your innermost secrets. The most fun you can have for 25 cents.
Now that Bush is president.
You get 4 for a dollar.
4 Fortune Fish 1.00
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Gooey Brain
We like brains. All brains. Even brains that glow in the dark like this one. The Gooey Brain is made from that weird gooey stuff that we kids
enjoy. This 2 1/4" glow in the dark brain even stretches back to its original shape. Can yours do that?
Gooey Brain $3.95
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