New! I Love My Country But I Think We Should Start Seeing Other People
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We are Creating Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
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Who Would Jesus Bomb?
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New! We're In Big Trouble When
Our Bombs Are Smarter Than Our President
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How Many Lives Per Gallon Does it Cost?
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BIPARTISANSHIP
I'll Hug Your Elephant If You Kiss My Ass
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If Going To Church Makes You A Christian
Does Going To The Garage Make You A Car?
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Sorry I missed Church. I've been
practicing Witchcraft and becoming a Lesbian.
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Militant Agnostic: I don't know and you don't either
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Don't Pray In My School and I Won't Think In Your Church
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What if the Hokey Pokey IS
What It's Really All About?
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Jenna Bush Stole My I.D.
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I Found Jesus!
He was behind the sofa
the whole time
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Those Who Vote Decide Nothing.
Those Who Count The Votes Decide Everything
-- Joseph Stalin
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Darwin Loves You
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Guns Don't Kill People
Radical Pro-Lifers Kill People
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It Ain't Over Till Your Brother Counts The
Votes
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I'm already visualizing the duct tape over
your mouth
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I give evolution two opposable thumbs up!
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale
Improves
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Condoms Are Easier To Change Than Diapers
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Your Village Called..
The Idiot is Missing
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Buckle Up!
It makes it harder for the aliens
to suck you out of your car
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Kill Your Television
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I Know There's A Hell
I Work In Retail
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Religion is for people afraid
of going to Hell
Spirituality is for people who have been there
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Unmarked Police Car
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Jesus Loves You!
But I'm His Favorite
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Vegetarians Taste Better
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MALL WART: Your Source For Cheap Plastic Crap
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Dyslexic devil worshipers
sell their souls to Santa
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What Would Scooby-Do?
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I (picture of heart) Big Brother
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Eschew Obfuscation
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Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History
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Lord help me be the person my dog thinks I am
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If you're agoraphobic you'd be home by
now
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I Hate This Town
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Help End Poverty
Eat The Poor
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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the
rich --Napoleon
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Remember, Pillage First
Then Burn
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I Haven't Been The Same Since That House
Fell On My Sister!
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Plants and Animals Disappear
To make room for your fat ass!
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Yes I Am An Agent Of Satan,
But My Duties Are Largely Ceremonial
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Don't Make Me Get Voodoo On Your Ass
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I saw Elvis making crop circles
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God was my copilot,
but we crashed
in the mountains and I
had to eat him
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Eve Was Framed
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Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper
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Never Underestimate The Power of Stupid People In
Large Groups
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