Avast ye Web-Surfing Dogs!
Damnedgames.com yearns to bring back the days of Pirates, Swashbucklers, Raiders of the Seven Seas and other eccentric miscreants.
Fortunately for our neighbors, 21st Century laws prohibit indulging in all the Pirate vices.
So when your ship is in dry-dock try an Anne Bonny or Blackbeard Pirate Action Figure. You can re-enact the last boarding raid, or corporate raid. Failing that, pack up yer booty in a Pirate lunchbox and find someone to blow yer man down. Or not.
Hang the Jolly Roger high. Put on a clean Pirate patch,
your finest peg-leg and then feast your eyes on this pirate plunder.
Shake yer booty and Prepare to Surrender yer Wallet!
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